Dave Schindele
El KaZong
 
Lyrics
EL KAZONG

El KaZong! El KaZong! Something sounds so horribly AWrong!
El KaZong! El KaZong! Sound the gong for El KaZong!

Each year his fearsome legend precedes him
He draws tears from all whose ears bleed to hear him
His pride's offended that no one reads him That no one heeds him

El KaZong! El KaZong! Something sounds so horribly AWrong!
El KaZong! El KaZong! Sound the gong for El KaZong!

Could it be his ditties out-scream demo derbys?
Worse than hearing fourteen Dirwood Kirbys?
That his songs are so fruitless they get scurvy?
That he uploads them at all is really nervy!

El KaZong! El KaZong! Something sounds so horribly AWrong!
El KaZong! El KaZong! Sound the gong for El KaZong!

His offerings remain musically virgin Untouched even by deep-sea urchins

El KaZong! El KaZong! Something sounds so horribly AWrong!
El KaZong! El KaZong! Sound the gong for El KaZong!

Why ever would they choose to pick on him?
Why would no one ever choose to click on him?
So, OK, his talent's slim as a skeleton As shaky as a San Francisco gelatin
Hear his lament! Hear him vent! Hey, he may have a huge fanbase in Tashkent!
So, OK, his songs never rhyme They're never tuned or timed
Since when is making crap a capital crime?

El KaZong! El KaZong! Nobody's fawning over him at FAWM at all
They're busy breaking sound barriers With fast-retreating derrieres
And hastily guarded trackballs

El KaZong! El KaZong! He dream is to be a great big star
If he tortures more musicians He'll need the skills of a magician
Or more likely a mortician To deal with all he's killed with his guitar
Go ahead! Do your worst! curses he! Nothing not done to that verse first by me!
He's a metronomic stranger and an auditory danger
Inspiration for the PC shutdown key

Ask not how the song goes Ask not for whom the gong tolls
El KaZong! El KaZong! It gongs for thee!
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Dave Schindele
Music Credits: Dave Schindele
Description
Short Song Description:
A mythical creature whose songs cannot seem
to garner comment on FAWM.
Story Behind the Song:
I love the Capoed Crusader.
Metadata
Song Length: 4:11
Primary Genre: Pop-General
Secondary Genre: -
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